Shows potential. I got a little chuckle at "how are you even breathing?". The problem is that this is too much like every other parody video, aka, not really being a parody of anything. There's no punchline, you're just presenting us with something that happens in the game. The punchline is essentially "that happened". Anyone can do that. I'll work on one right now:
You know how in pokemon, when you use the HM "Cut", it takes the pokemon one swift chop to knock down a whole tree, but in real life, cutting down trees is significantly harder? What's up with that right? *insert sweet sweet youtube money here*
But I digress. I'm only telling you these things because I can tell you're going to be of much higher caliber than parody content creators usually are. I'd love to see more. Just keep trying harder and harder.
Thanks for the feedback and kind words pal, it really does mean alot! :]
Decent composition, but poor animation and a single joke managing to be both incredibly predictable and poorly executed. In fact, there's really no joke at all. The punchline is "HA, violence".
Very insubstantial, but your animation shows potential. Fairly predictable joke, but it looks nice.
I love this game. I've played it ever since it came out.
My only nitpick to this very day though, is that the AK-47 is grossly overpowered. I'll try to explain.
The way the game is coded, the biggest reward comes from distance traveled. Because of on screen help objects and hitting the ground actually slowing you down in the long run, your safest bet is to stay airborn for as long as you possibly can. So the idea here is to pick the gun with the largest amount of ammo, so that you can stay in the air after your cannon blast for a majority of the round. The AK-47 without question takes that award, and it was only matched by the power of the golden gun. With the best bombs and upgrades, I was able to break the 1,000,000 feet mark with the AK, with plenty of ammo to spare. My best run, I came just short of hitting 2million. Now obviously once you get the golden gun, you're breaking 2-3million no sweat, but it does mean that once you get the AK-47, every gun and strategy besides the golden gun becomes largely worthless. Give it a shot if you don't believe me. Make sure you hit that cannon at full power, pop your missile as soon as you're falling, and then keep yourself in the air for as long as possible with single shots from the AK-47.
Besides that minor design problem, I still love this game. Great art style, campy fun colors, excellent sound effects. The choppy looping music gets a little annoying though. But really what can you expect from a 2009 flash game? I remember this being pretty much as good as it got when it came out, and I'd be right in maintaining that thought.
Very bare-bones. The enemy doesn't even have any A.I. past moving back and forth, so it's pretty inherently poor quality, even by pong standards.
Any suggestions for how the AI can be improved?
Very cute! I'm fond of your style, and you've definitely improved over the course of two years. I can't wait to see more.
thank you very much!
Cute! I'm not too big on the black filter. I don't think it really fits the poolside feel. Also the foot anatomy needs work. Otherwise, It's very fun and I love the color. Also, deep end.
Don't let the ratings get you down. I hate having to represent artistic opinions numerically. Because that's really all that happens, people get discouraged. You take away the numbers and suddenly people actually have to express how they feel about the artwork. But anyways I'm just rambling.
This is pretty rough, but I like where you went with this. I've yet to see chibi bdsm before, so there's an untapped niche. I think where it doesn't gel right, is you went with a fairly rough style, and chibi artwork and cartooning generally have very smooth and clean with a lot of thin linework. I like the color and the shading you added to the hair. I like all these little touches you add that show how much fun you're having, so keep at it. Don't get discouraged by the reviews. Try even harder! Keep topping yourself!
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